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   Warning: Cussing and sexual themes. Viewer discression is advised.




    ".......What are we doing?"


    "Don't 'shhhhh' me, Ludwig, I'm pissed here!"

    "Vell, ve're on a stealzh mission. So....SHHH."

    "I thought we were going to Feli's house!"

    "Ve vere. I saw a man leave her house and followed him to his home."

    "Are you that paranoid that Feliciana's cheating on you? You've been dating for 7 months, and you honestly still don't trust her?"


    "Why not?!"

    "....She's a beautiful young frau..."

    "So that automatically makes her cheating? Have you no trust?"


    "Do you trust me?"

    Ludwig snickered quietly. "Nein, frau, I don't."

    "Why the fuck not?!"

    "I've known you for a long time, frau. A long, long time."


    "I know you vell enough not to trust you."


    "Don't look so surprised, frau, I remember zhat prank you pulled on mein bruder....Took me veeks to clean out zhat microwave.."

    "That was your brother, and frankly, that was Antonio and Francy-Pants's idea."

    "Zhe fact zhat you hang out vith zhose dummkopfts doesn't help you here."

    ".....We're getting off topic. You honestly think Feliciana's cheating on you?"


    ".....You're scaring me."


    You were sitting in Ludwig's black Mercedes Benz, arms crossed and a pissed off look on your face. Ludwig was on his knees on the driver's seat next to you, binoculars all but glued to his handsome face. You scowled unimpressively in annoyance. You were, sadly, worried about what he would do if Feliciana was cheating on him with this guy. You knew Ludwig slept with a knife on his ankle and another on his hip. And they both stayed on all day. Even in the shower. So, without a doubt, he'd tear that man a new asshole. In his neck.

    And Feliciana was beautiful. She had long, wavy reddish-brown hair and bright hazel eyes, and was not a novice in the curve department. It would be natural for Ludwig to be jealous and paranoid. Just....not this paranoid.

    And Ludwig wouldn't be surprised if he lessened his paranoia on his own looks. he was muscley and strong, lean and with a perfect complexion, with a solid square jaw and beautiful blue eyes and blonde hair that would make anyone stare. And, he had a voice that would make a baby stop crying - if he chose to sound sweet and calming once in a while. Yeah. You liked him. A lot. Who could blame you?

    At least you weren't all that bad looking. You had long (h/c) hair, big (e/c) eyes, and a (cup size) cup. You are what most men would call 'cute' or even 'beautiful' if they were generous. But, you had no doubt that Ludwig only thought of you as a friend. Or a monkey.

    Anyhoo, back to reality. You've been staring at his arms for the past minute.

    "......Do you....see anything?"




    "How about we go in?"


    "How about we go in?" You repeated."


    "Yeah, yeah, I know. Who would've thought sweet, cute little _____ would vote to trespass. Truth is, Luddy, I'm bored and I've been hanging out with Natalia and Francis to much."

    ".....Und you vant to break in?!"

    "We've been here for 50 minutes, and the lights have been off for the whole time. Odds are, he's asleep, masturbating, or sleeping with someone. Come on." You opened the door before he processed what you said and shut it softly, with a dull 'thunk'.    

    "Get your spying ass up. Be a man...spy on your girlfriend's friend."

    "...Und my girlfriend, ______."

    "...He had taken her with him?"

     "...Ja...Frau..." He got out. "...Let's go."

    You smiled at him, grabbing his hand and dragging him to the door, ignoring the electricity flowing freely from his hand. You let him go with a bit of a blush on your cheeks, and knelt in front of the doorknob, taking out your wallet from your jean's pocket. You took out a bobby pin, changed your mind, and took out a lockpick the size of your index finger.

    "..Mein gott, frau, vhat zhe holy fick are you doing?"

    "Picking the lock."

    "...Who taught you zhat? Natalia?" He whispered as you worked.

    "Actually, it was Lovino. He was a good teacher, despite all the cussing."

    "When in zhe hell did this happen?"

    "I don't - Okay, can we drop the subject?" A click rang, and you got up and opened the door. "We're in. C'mon, Luddy." You walked slowly in, with Ludwig at your heels.

    "Vhisper, mein friend." He whispered in your ear, making you bite your lip to keep you from shivering. The house from the outside was okay looking, but from the inside, it was an obvious chick magnet. The was cheata print couches, a disco ball, and even a bar in the corner. It looked like Quagmire from Family Guy had come to life.

    "Do you zhink ve should be doing zhis?" Ludwig whispered, walking stealthily down the oddly colored hallway with discouraging paintings.

    "Yeah, sure. I've done this before." And you had.

    "Ja, right. It vas a vacant house." Ludwig scoffed, then clamped a large hand over his mouth. You giggled softly.

    "I lied. It was Ivan's house." You smiled sweetly at Ludwig's dumbfounded face. "What? He took my teddy bear!"

    "How old - you know vhat, frau? I don't vant to know." Ludwig suddenly stopped. From the door, strange noises were erupting. It sounded like....moaning. Oh shit.

    "...."Ludwig opened the door a fraction of an inch, and then promptly flew back, a horrified look on his handsome face. That confirmed it; you were going to kick Feliciana's ass for hurting Ludwig. And, is seemed that Ludwig was going to kick that guy's ass for sleeping with her.

    "....Ludwig...." You whispered, grabbing onto his tensing arm to restrain and comfort him. He shook you off, eyes glaring into icechips and fists clenched harder than iron. Ludwig then punched through the door, and you followed him in. There, was Feliciana and some guy with a big chin in a rather....compromising position. You felt your own reasoning fall through as you clenched your own fists at the outraged look on her face.

    "...." Ludwig was still silent, just staring at them. ".....Hello, Feliciana." You growled, a fake smile plastered on your face. "..How're you today?"

    Feliciana gulped at the terrifying look on you and Ludwig's face.  "I-I can explain!" She cried half-heartedly. Ludwig's eyes glistened dangerously.

    "Go ahead." You said simply, folding your arms around your chest. She glared at you, grabbing a blanket and draping it around herself, and ran to Ludwig.

    "I-It was rape!"

    "WHAT?!" The man cried, a now embarrassed look on her face. Why Feliciana cheated on Ludwig with that, you'd never know. The man jumped out of the bed, apparently wearing his boxer shorts still.

    "She was the one who picked me up!" Feliciana shhhed him, a frantic look in her eyes.  But, as soon and she saw the furious look in his eyes, she withdrawed. "Well, what did you expect, Luddy?" She screeched, setting for enraged instead of innocent. "You never took care of the job! All those magazine, and you never touched me with a ten foot pole, all because you wanted to 'save me for marriage'. Well, fuck you! Fuck all of you!" She flipped us all off and sashayed away, seemingly victorious.

    "Oh hell no! You get your bitch ass back over here! I have not waited for 7 months for Ludwig to be happy, only to have you tear his heart out!" You yelled, grabbing her by her so called 'graceful' wrist. "I hate you! You hurt him!" You growled, and with another growl as feral as a lion, you punched her straight in her face, as hard as you could. She fell back, hitting her head on the floor. You kicked her hard. "I've loved him for a solid ten years for you to hurt him like this?! No!" You kicked her again. "No!" And again. "NO!" And you finally stomped you foot on her face, breaking her nose. Before you could continue, Ludwig, eyes wide, had grabbed your hand, and slapped you firmly across the face. Not hard, but hard enough to snap you out of your bloodlust.

    "Calm down, _______!" He said, grabbing your arm and pulling you closer. You buried your face in his chest, sobbing. You felt a bit guilty about what you had done, but not much. You were just really scared that Ludwig would be mad at you. The man had been punched once by Ludwig, and was unconscious on the bed. Ludwig, who was rubbing calming circles in your back, answered your looming question.

    "You loved me for ten years?" Ludwig whispered in your ear, the shiver making you stop crying abruptly. You blinked in shock.

    ".......Depends on how you feel about me." You felt yourself returning, and felt a nervous smile slid onto your face. He was still pressing you to his chest.


    "Do you like me back? If not, then no, I didn't like you for ten years."

    "....How does zhat vork?"

    "Just answer the question!"

    "...Ja, frau, I do." You froze.

    "......Ah....I.....see..." You were blushing so hard, that Ludwig could feel the heat on his shoulder.

    "Are you alright, ______?" He pulled you back to look at you. You blushed harder, and slid your hand into his, nodding almost frantically.

    "Y-Yeah....No. Nope, not at all, I'm standing here with you and two unconscious people, and....yeah..."

    "...Ve should go...Do you vant to go to a restaurant?" Ludwig smiled, a new blushed on his own face.

    "Yeah. Yes I do." You two stepped over Feliciana's unconscious body, and walked out.

I made this up while I was really bored with my family. So. This is the result. The actual writing on my notebook is much, much more sarcastic. So, enjoy! I don't own anything except the story! I'm sorry if the use of Fem! Italy upsets you, I needed to use her in that way! Bye bye!
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Jelsa-and-books-rock Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2016
I'm a badass in this story! Yes! And I actually know how to pick a lock in real life so props!
Lolitagirl671 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol did author Chan record my fights when I wasn't looking?? Lol joke but good story tho I felt like reader was me
magnificentdreamlove Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
oh my god I LOVED IT!!!
IcyKey21 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol that is so much like me actually i am very nice but be a terrible person to me and someone else i will be the same right back.
AnimeGeekKatie Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
It was rape, really? -.-
DragoShadowing Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
That was fabulous.
Whybot221 Featured By Owner Edited Feb 24, 2015
oh my god i so love this :D...who know Feli could be such a bitch...i totally would kick her ass for hurting my Luddy:(
kittyface2048 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015
Yep. Go kick total ass and then have a nice dinner with my new boyfriend. Sounds like a normal day. 
HetalianWeirdo Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Of course it is, and a slightly boring one, in my opinion
luckystar66 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014
Go in, pop someone in the face, and leave
Sounds like the perfect day!
Lforeverisa Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014
Haha I absolutely love the fact that we go to eat and don't give a fuck about the two unconscious people~
Nightmare1301 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2014
...seems like something I would do
ILuvAnimeSK Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
*growls* Touch MY Ludwig again, and I'll kill you...And then set Belarus on you.
amliajane12345 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Student General Artist
*Still beating up Feliciana*
Ludwig: Ok that's enough now *Hugs*
hetalia243 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
That was ........awesome!
Wolverina22 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Student Writer
.................... I'm so badass...................
Wolverina22 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Student Writer
I love the part where we just go to the restaurant like nothing happened 
IAmAPiano Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Student Writer
Get mein knife....
Love the story`
chibi-germany7 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
wow go me i beat the crap out of felicina
BDETheRev Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
That would fit me perfectly. I loved the story, though Feliciana is a little OOC. Still, awesome story!
kawaii-otaku-girl Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
Damn. Definitely went overkill.
TheRavingIdiot Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Dayum, Reader-Chan.
TheWhaleDreamer Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014
I did this with na friends name instead of mine the personality was spot on holy shit! I try to deny money she gives me and she says "get that change back in your fucking pocket"
HetalianWeirdo Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I like her
TheWhaleDreamer Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014
lol yeah shes bossy but for the right resons not "do what i want you to do" reasons
ileanawhiteshade912 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Hell yeah I'm besties with Belarus!

Awesome story, Author-san! I really enjoyed reading it!
ThatRandomGirl7819 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014
I wouldn't be surprised if this actually happened to me.....
Phasewalker96 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
...well then...and you surprisingly got my personality right when I am very very very pissed off...good job! :icongoodjobplz:
Femdenmark92 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013
Damn XD I make Belarus look like Lichtenstein XD
Wolverina22 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Student Writer
allieallred Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Wolverina22 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Student Writer
Lol even more.
allieallred Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ilovegermany4444 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2013
You are so awesome! I love the part where I- fuck it I love the whole thing!!!
Prussia: Ja! Ze Awesome me approves. :)
Jean-Jeano Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love that 'kick-the-bitch-in-the-face' moment! :iconfaceshovelplz: :icongetsomeplz:
Foxfire7772 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I was actually watching Family Guy right now xD I would do so much worse to hurt Luddy...*hides Yamato (Katana) behind my back*....Ahem...
GreenEyedOkami Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013  Student General Artist
:iconmhmmplz: GO ME!
Bbg100 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013
I want a continued version :D
sneeky564 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013  Student Artist
You should continue this... lemon perhaps?
Orange-Flamethrower Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013
love it~! :iconthunderbuddy69:
HetalianWeirdo Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks :D
Orange-Flamethrower Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013
your welcome :D
Jessse020 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013  Student General Artist
I'm so fucking badass.
Aptinodytis Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013
CATLOVAH12 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013
Awww~ So Romantic! 
BunnyUtonium Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Student Writer
thunderbuddy69 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconyusplz: :iconholyromeexcitedplz:
kitty6670 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Student Artisan Crafter
AWESOME (even Prussia approves)
flyingmintbunny2013 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Student General Artist
I can't handle this... it's too good....
Romanosvitalregions Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Is it just me or did any one else 
enjoy reading the part were you beat up Feliciana :iconlaughingprussiaplz:
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