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"Okay, we've got the food, the tents, the chairs, the wood, the sleepingbags. . .what are we missing?"
". . .the bug repellant?"
". . .Sh*t."
You cussed, kicking half a log over the tents and into the lake with a satisfying splash. "Now what the h*ll are we supposed to do?!" You screeched, falling back onto your chair and grabbing your foot in pain. Stupid log. . . You looked around at the staring Axis members. You had recently joined because America had ticked you off one to many times recently, and they were actually nice to you. You growled out more cuss words, and they continued to wait until you were sane again.
". . .We-a could try not to get-a eaten by-a mosquitos!!" Italy offered. You nodded a fierce nod and said, "Yeah. But what are we gonna do for fun?"
"Um. . .We can make-a past-"
"No. I'm sick of it." And you were. He gave you THAT much.
"Huh?! Sick?!? Of PASTA?!?!" He ran over, clamping his hand over your forehead. "You-a don't seem to-a have a fever. . . You must've been having-a seisure!!" You facepalmed. You suddenly got a text. You grabbed your phone, plopping onto your sleeping bag. It was from a certain someone you were currentalty mad at. She had let England cook in their house, and he burned it the eff down! Anyhoo, it said:
Yo, ______! Guess what?! I had an idea~! Ya know, it popped up when i realized you, ya know, left your bug rpelant.
I once read that smoke repells mosquitoes, so something i put in your bag as a joke acually comes in handy~! you should go play a prank on the allies!!!
You sighed at her idiocy and typed back, u idiot, the allies arent here.
Soon you got back; UU idiot. theyr behind ya watching/stalkin yo all. srry 2 be the 1 to tell ya dis. What the h*ll?
You refrained from turning aroud to look too obviously, so you flipped over on your other side, grabbing your phone still. It sure looked natural enough. You scaned the trees, and saw/smelled them behind a bush. You groaned and let your head fall onto a pillow. WONDERFUL.
You typed back furiously. how the bloody hll did ya no that?!?!?!?!?!
Psh. it's not rocket science.
well, i just barely realized they were ther!
hmm. i wonder what that says about your mental capabilitys.
HEY!
JKJK. common, _____, lighten UP. Anyhoodie, i have a good payback sistim.
. . .Sistim?
System. Yu know how crappy my phone is.
ah. so wht is it?
In your bag is some frewrks.
. . .wht?
FIREWORKS.
o.O
:C
>:/ just look!
You looked, and there were some small but VERY powerfull fireworks. You grinned and plopped onto Germany's lap, snuggling closer, and continued typing, smirking at the fact Germany was blushing.
whre'd ya get thse?
i have ways. my plan is you put them in their fire whle they arent looking nd run the fck away. there will be some. . .minor burns inflickted, and you will have plenty of time to laugh. trst me.
. . burns?
yush~ my fireworks are powerful, non?
oui. ohohohohohohohn.
ohohohohohohohhohohon.
"Ohohohohohon~" Your head snapped up to see a peeping tom's blonde hair go down back into the bushes. You surpressed a huge laughing fit and nodded to yourself.
okie~ Ill do it
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH~1!!! get francey pants good, k? watch out for mein teddy chan!! >:c
will do! he already has enough scars1!!
hey!!
Well, he does!
so?!?! you dont have to go advertising them!
how come you spelled 'advertising' right and you mispelled fireworks?
. . .idk.
You slid the phone back into your old jeans and poked Germany's cheek. You needed him away from the other idiots for a moment. . .Ah!
"Germany~ Do you want to go to the lake with me~?" You whispered to Germany. His face went red again and he nodded stiffly. You got off him, took his hand, and ran to the lake, giggling.
"Germany. . ." You glomped him into the bushes. He was about to kiss you as you whispered in his ear, "We are being effing watched." He froze.
"Is that why you. . . ?"
"Yush."
"Well. Next time, don't be so convincing. I have to do this now."
"Huh-" He kissed you passionatly before slinging you over his shoulder and carrying a frozen you back to the base. You pulled a Italy and grabbed his butt as he was walking.
"Wow. So firm. Seriously, you should feel them."
He threw you back onto the sleepingbag and plopped in front of the fire.
You crawled over to Japan and wrote in Japanese ' The Allies are stalking us.' with a stick in the ground. He read it, nodded, and you did the same to Italy, who gasped, eyes widening, and looked around in fear before being tackled by you. You shhed him and crawled back to Germany, who grabbed your bag. You guys pretended to fall asleep - Germany using the bag as a pillow and you using Germany as your own - before waking up at three in the morning and sneaking over to the Allies's camp. You quickly threw the fireworks at the dimming fire - and missed completely. It hit Russia square on his head, and he quickly sat up. He looked around with a small smile on his face.
"Sunflower? Is that you?" What the-? Your friend-who planned this whole thing- walked into the campgrounds and led Russia away with the promises of sunflowers and 'Becoming one with Mother Russia'. You felt bad for her until she grinned in your direction, winked, made kissing sounds while pointing a bit at Germany, and ran off with Russia. You hissed in anger and stalked over to the fireworks. You stalked back to your cover, now muttering about how she was a stalker, and gave the fireworks to Germany. He winked at you and threw them directly into the flame, while picking all of you up and running away.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
You laughed, kissing Germany as you all were pelted with little cardboard peices.
Wow. You all gathered around the campfire, watching as the Allies - minus Russia - ran around with their heads on fire. You all toasted with your dinner - wurst - and you yelled gleefully.
"This is a dinner AND a show~! Woo!! HEAD FOR THE LAKES, MORONS!!"
Axis x Reader: Fun in the Sun
GermanyxJapanese!ReaderxJapan - Rival Romance - 1
Hetalia: BTTxReader: Language Choices
I own no one.
Casey(my 2p): Well, watch out, he's a rough one.
Me: Well, at least my boyfriend isn't some pink haired dude that poisons cupcakes!! HE PRACTICALLY PINKIE PIE!!
Casey: OLIVER IS NOT LIKE PINKIE PIE!! AND HE DOESN'T POISON ALL HIS CUPCAKES! AND YOUR BOYFRIEND IS A TOTAL STICK-IN-THE-MUD!!
Me: AT LEAST MY BOYFRIEND IS SANE!!
Casey: I LIKE MY GUYS CRAYCRAY!!
Me: OH HECK NAW *tackles Casey and we start to fight*
*Germany and 2p!England watch in amusement*
Germany: That's my frau!!
2p!England: Be careful, poppet! I heard she has a pair of tantos hidden under her sweatshirt!
*I pull my tantos and gun out of my sweatshirt*
Me: SURPRISE MOTHER******. *starts attacking Casey again while Casey screams like...a girl?*